So, what does NT really stand for?

Nice Try, homey!
Not Today
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No Thanks!
<Leolo> purl, nt?
<purl> it has been said that nt is a five-o'clock shadow on the
       jutting chin of manly Linux. or pre-emptive multicrashing or 
       very expensive or the Blue Screen of Excellence
<arkuat> purl, bsod?
<purl> it has been said that bsod is the Blue Screen of 
        Death. or a screensaver at
You do not want to use NT. Trust me.